second hole: the playground
the playground will have multiple holes, each representing a different god or icon from aztec culture. before teeing off, you'll first have to spin a wheel to determine what god or icon you have to shoot for. some will be ridiculously close to the tee, others will take a few shots to reach. is that fair? of course not. but you don't want to argue with us - we'll sacrifice you.
as an added treat, during your stay at the playground you'll be treated to the mind-numbing ditty "Aztec World" thanks to our ever-so-talented buddy mr. dan. by the time we're done with you you'll be begging for human sacrifice.
in case you're interested in what god is associated with the day you were born (sort of the aztec equivalent to astrology) click here
